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#191: Leave The Fruits Alone!
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We come back together for a chaotic catch-up that turns into two movie reviews, a travel diary, and a lot of side quests about fruit, airports, and being tired. We talk through why The Burbs works as a horror comedy, why The Cobbler surprised us, and what it feels like when real life gets just as absurd as the movies.
• debating 1990 movies and going off on airport behavior
• reviewing The Burbs and why suburban snooping is both funny and annoying
• calling out the wild neighbor moments, especially the fridge raid
• talking casting and characters, including Carrie Fisher and Corey Feldman
• breaking down The Cobbler premise and the “become the shoe owner” twist
• explaining why The Cobbler feels different from a typical Adam Sandler comedy
• sharing Lauren’s trip from Sweden to the United States and fixing up a family house
• telling the plane overhead-bin argument and the rental car saga
• describing the fire pit build, tool confusion, and chainsaw chaos
• playing Mad Libs and ending with what’s currently ruining our lives
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Welcome Back And 1990 Movies
SPEAKER_10Now people will know that they're right where they're right where they're supposed to be.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. That's how you say that.
SPEAKER_10Cool. It felt so wrong.
SPEAKER_06But it was right. Good. Yeah. Alright, well, I'm out of sips.
SPEAKER_10Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_06I I didn't even fill them up.
SPEAKER_10No, okay.
SPEAKER_06Uh I I'm I'm out of water.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. So well, we took a walk in the water.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. I didn't manage to drink any of it, I think.
SPEAKER_10No. Missed opportunity.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. I could have been hydrated during the walk, but I wasn't.
SPEAKER_10No. You never opened your mouth.
SPEAKER_06No, I'm looking upwards. I didn't talk to you either.
SPEAKER_10No. So do you want to open it up?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, let's open this up.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Sure. I'm back.
SPEAKER_10Yes, you are. Cheers.
SPEAKER_06Here we are. Guess who's back? Back again. Lauren's back. Tell your friends. Hey Matias.
SPEAKER_10Hey Lauren.
SPEAKER_06I'm back.
SPEAKER_10You're back.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Okay. Hello. And welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosties. I am Lauren and I am back.
SPEAKER_10And I'm Matias, and I'm still here.
SPEAKER_06I never left.
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_06Very cool. Uh yes. Roasty Toasty Ghosty, the podcast about uh movies and other things and something else. We're still figuring that out. Yeah, movies. 190 episodes later.
SPEAKER_10Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06Is it 90 today?
SPEAKER_1091 today.
SPEAKER_06Is it? Oh.
SPEAKER_10I'm pretty sure.
SPEAKER_06Oh boy.
SPEAKER_10Almost 1991.
SPEAKER_06It's 90. 90. Yeah. Okay. What's your favorite movie from 90? 1990. Um the best one ever.
SPEAKER_10From 1990. 90. I don't know. Um it's difficult. I don't wanna say the wrong answer.
SPEAKER_06You have to.
SPEAKER_10I I have to say the wrong answer.
SPEAKER_06Okay, so tell me the best movie of 1990, wrong answers only.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Or we'll call it second best in case you come up with something better later.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. I I'm gonna go through my action heroes and see what they did.
SPEAKER_06What were they doing in the 90s?
SPEAKER_10Okay. 1990. Jackie, he made uh Island on Fire.
SPEAKER_06I like that one.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, the one in the prison.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. So that that's a good one. Stallone made Rocky V.
SPEAKER_05It was okay.
SPEAKER_10It was okay. So um Schwarzenegger made Total Recall.
SPEAKER_05I don't know.
SPEAKER_10The Mars movie. Not the Mars bar. Like he goes to Mars and makes Mars bars.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_05What else?
SPEAKER_10Bruce Willis made Die Hard 2. That's a cool one. I like it.
SPEAKER_05I think it was okay. I don't remember, but I'm sure it was okay.
SPEAKER_06Oh, the airport one. I don't know. Sure. Oh yeah, that one. I don't remember.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. I haven't seen it.
SPEAKER_06He was running around the airport.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I've done that.
SPEAKER_10Shooting bad guys.
SPEAKER_06I have not done that.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06I've wanted to. Especially the people who are like really slow. The most amo um um annoying people at the airport are the people who one will cut in between you and the person you are with. Usually the person I'm with is in front of me because I am slower than they are.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And uh slower people than the person in front of me, and you know, that person in between, they'll just cut in between the two of us and then walk really slowly, and then they'll stop and stare at their phone. Like stop right there in the middle of the hall.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And just like I'm trying to run here as fast as my tiny little legs will take me.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And they just stop. And it's so annoying. That is the best way to just ruin my entire experience.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Hmm.
SPEAKER_06Anyway, that was my airport story.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Who what else?
SPEAKER_10Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06What else?
SPEAKER_10Schwarzenegger also made Kindergarten Cup.
SPEAKER_06That one was good.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I like that one. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06We watched that one together. Yeah. Yeah, because it was on Netflix at the time.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, that was like one of the first. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Because it was on Netflix at the time.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. That's um who else? Mel Gibson. He made uh he was alive. Yeah. Bird on a vi uh uh bird on a wire. Not bird on a wire.
SPEAKER_06What was it?
SPEAKER_10Bird on a wire.
SPEAKER_06Is that the the one where he was this weirdo? The the creepy guy?
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_06Well the little boy becomes friends with him.
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_06All of his friends think that he's like a murderer guy. No, no. Okay.
SPEAKER_10Not that one. That's the man without a face.
SPEAKER_06Right. Because he didn't have a face.
SPEAKER_10No, he had half a face. He was like the pantama of the opera. Yeah. But uh Bardona Wire uh Yes, see I did.
SPEAKER_04You did that.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Uh it was the one with Goldie Hahn when they were on the run from bad guys, and uh Mel Gibson had like uh a hundred different names.
SPEAKER_09Hmm. Okay.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Alright. That that's a fun one. I really liked that one.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. I probably did too. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I'm sure of it.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_06Who else was there? What did The Rock do? What was he doing?
SPEAKER_10He didn't m make movies.
SPEAKER_06He was a wrestler.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Okay. I wasn't alive yet.
SPEAKER_10No. Me neither.
SPEAKER_06No. But you were created.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_06Yep.
SPEAKER_10Yep.
SPEAKER_06I did math. I had to correct myself internally, and then I was like, no, yeah, I'm right.
SPEAKER_10The year of my creation.
SPEAKER_06The year of your creation, 1990. It's not really something you want to think about. No. No. Alright, alright.
SPEAKER_01We will go further. Okay. Go further. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Leave that subject and go further with further in detail.
SPEAKER_02Is it okay if I leave?
SPEAKER_06No, no, no, no. You have to be a part of this. It's life-changing.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_06Literally. Literally.
SPEAKER_02Literally.
SPEAKER_06Literally.
SPEAKER_01Literally.
SPEAKER_02Literally. Leary.
SPEAKER_01It's Yuri.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. So what's your favorite movie from 1990?
SPEAKER_04I don't know.
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_04I have to look them up.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_04Okay. What else?
SPEAKER_10If you said 1991, I would have said Terminator 2.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but no.
SPEAKER_10No, okay.
SPEAKER_06No. We're not there yet.
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_06You can talk about that next week.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06Well, here we are. Would you like the movie on?
SPEAKER_10Let's move on.
SPEAKER_06Very cool because we did watch movies together for the first time in like two weeks.
Peach Talk And Travel Banter
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Yep. We watched The Burbs. Burbs. And the corridor. Co commander. Cobbler. Yes. Cobbler. Cobblestones.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, the cobbler. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Cobbler doesn't make me think of shoes.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06I think of like a peach cobbler, which is a kind of dessert, I think. I've never had it. I've heard it's good, but I don't know.
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_06I would like to know. I never had that experience.
SPEAKER_10Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_06Unfortunately. I also heard that peaches and cream is good.
SPEAKER_10Peaches and cream.
SPEAKER_06I don't know.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I I'm sure it is. I like peaches.
SPEAKER_06I like cream.
SPEAKER_10I like cream too.
SPEAKER_06I also like peaches.
SPEAKER_10The sequel.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Um, but I've I've I've I've not had that many desserts with peaches.
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_06I've had iced tea with peach flavor.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06Which is pretty good. And I don't know. Peaches are good.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I ate a peach once.
SPEAKER_10Once?
SPEAKER_06I think.
SPEAKER_10Just one time? Oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_06Well, a real peach.
SPEAKER_01A real peach. Well, I mean as a kid, we would get Well, I don't know. I'm not going to claim if it was real or fake.
SPEAKER_10Okay. How do you know if it's real or fake?
SPEAKER_06I don't know.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06But as a kid, we would get little fruit cubs and there would be like peach pieces in it.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So we're told that we're eating peaches. I can't say if they were actual peaches.
SPEAKER_10Okay. So it wasn't really the fruit. You didn't get the fruit and like cut it up yourself.
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_10No, okay.
SPEAKER_06I only have eaten a real peach as it is once.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06In Gothenburg.
SPEAKER_10Oh, really?
SPEAKER_06Yeah. That was exciting.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06That was several years ago.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. You've been to Gothenburg.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04That's cool.
SPEAKER_10I haven't. I think I've been near Gothenburg, but never there. I've been to Stockholm.
SPEAKER_06It's I've been to Stockholm.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. The times I've been there, you've been there.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yes, yes. I was there with you every time. Maybe. Probably not.
SPEAKER_10No, I've been there. Without me? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06What?
SPEAKER_10Before.
SPEAKER_06Why?
SPEAKER_10We being friends and all, you know. I didn't know about you then.
SPEAKER_06What are you saying? Are we not friends anymore?
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_06You would just go off to Stockholm without me?
SPEAKER_10Before we're being friends, yeah. That happened.
SPEAKER_06Oh. I'm kinda hurt.
SPEAKER_10Should I I have let you know?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But I didn't know you.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_02It doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_06Maybe not. No, it doesn't matter. You should have told me anything.
SPEAKER_10Well, you didn't tell me about the Gothenburg.
SPEAKER_06No, I didn't. Because uh I don't know. Maybe Yeah. Yeah. You probably walked past me. And I was like, I'm not gonna tell this guy where I've been.
SPEAKER_01As I usually do when I meet strangers.
SPEAKER_02You're like, you don't need to know where I've been. Okay, crazy lady.
SPEAKER_01You don't need to know anything about me. Mind your own business.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Why should I tell you?
SPEAKER_01Weird fat guy, leave me alone. Like I didn't say anything.
SPEAKER_02I never want to be friends with you.
SPEAKER_01I don't want to be your friend.
SPEAKER_04Leave me alone. Anyway.
SPEAKER_10I oh I thought I recognized that person.
SPEAKER_04That was me.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_10That's when I started losing weight.
SPEAKER_00Because I followed you. No. Because I called you a back.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I'll show her. I'll infiltrate her life.
SPEAKER_01Infertilize her.
SPEAKER_02Infiltrate. Is that not the same uh the correct word?
SPEAKER_01Is that not the same word?
SPEAKER_02I think so.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna infertilize you.
SPEAKER_02Just you wait.
SPEAKER_06What? Okay.
SPEAKER_02Um that's so we watch a normal conversation from me.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So we watched those movies that I mentioned. Um, and let's see. I'm guessing Adam Sandler is on my side. Yeah, so you're now
The Burbs Plot And First Impressions
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna tell you about the burbs. Yes. Is it plural?
SPEAKER_10Burbs.
SPEAKER_06Burbs. Hmm. Okay, so this is a movie with Tom Hanks and I know her name. Yep. Leia. Yeah, Leah. Princess Leia was in this movie from Star Wars. And um, yeah, that's it. They were the only ones in this movie, I think. Yeah. I don't know the other people. I think. I don't think I knew the other people. No, okay.
SPEAKER_10Cora Feldman.
SPEAKER_06Oh yeah. Oh my god, Cory Feldman was in this movie as a kid. He was still a child.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Well, uh, a teenager. Yeah. Probably 20, I'd say. Uh, because that's usually how it goes.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And yeah, so they live uh in the suburbs, and there's a scary house with scary people, and they all the people in the neighborhood are obsessed with figuring these people out. And it's kind of like a horror comedy. Yeah. Horror comedy.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Horror comedy.
SPEAKER_06Horror comedy. I I feel like I have to coming this fall.
SPEAKER_10A horror comedy.
SPEAKER_06Horror comedy. The burbs.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02Look at my burbs.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god. Alright. So that's that's what the movie was. It was Tom Hanks. He was there, and he wasn't 70 this time either. He was still like a little baby.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06He was older, a little bit, maybe, than last he was one year older than last week.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01How time flies. What did you think about the movie?
SPEAKER_10Uh oh my god. Um, I mean, I I I I like this movie. It's a weird movie, but uh it makes me laugh. And it the characters are so stupid, and I love it. And uh I I like how the men are acting like boys. Just little boys. Yeah. Uh yeah. Uh it's uh it's a funny movie, and uh it's it's weird but funny. Uh what do you think about it?
SPEAKER_06I did think it was funny. It was a little annoying that they were like all up in these people's business, just leave them alone.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I mean, sure they're doing weird, suspicious things, but I don't know. I don't think I'd go that far.
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_06Or I don't know.
SPEAKER_10No. You if uh it was like normal people, they would just let the people do what what they do and then be surprised later when they hear about if something comes out.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
SPEAKER_10Uh yeah. And also there's a really hungry guy.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god. These neighbors are so I don't know. They're like so rude. They just like they went up to the door, and then they're like, Oh, well, we just wanted to come say hi, and then they just let themselves into the house of these people who they don't know. And then the hungry guy just goes into Tom Hanks' house and he just eats all of his food. He raids the fridge.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06He like eats everything, he takes out what was it, leftover meat, a pineapple, and maple syrup.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_06With no intention of eating anything except for the meat. I mean, if that was my house, I'd be like, um, that's my pineapple. Yeah. You can't have it.
SPEAKER_02You can leave now.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Leave my pineapple alone.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And uh Yeah, I don't know. The neighbors don't have much respect for each other, I don't think.
SPEAKER_10And it's uh kind of funny when um uh Carrie Fisher is Yeah, that's her name.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Princess Leia.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. When she says, like, uh, okay, so before someone falls off the roof or sets uh themselves on fire, uh and then and then that happens in the movie. Yep. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Oh, the guy who uh played uh that older guy.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, the doctor.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, no, no, okay. The neighbor, the the sergeant guy, military guy. I feel like he should have been played by either I think Kevin Nealin would have done really good. Also, he reminded me of Doc Brown, right? Back in the Future.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, Christopher Lloyd.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. I feel like I would have expected him to play that role.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06He would have been really good.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06They looked similar to me. I don't know. Tall, skinny, white hair. Yeah, that's true. And then Cory Feldman was in the movie. What do you think about him?
SPEAKER_10Wow, he's a character.
SPEAKER_06Right. In this movie.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. In this movie.
SPEAKER_06What do you what do you think about the actor?
SPEAKER_10And for real. Um I don't know. Uh he seems like a strange fella.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. But he seems like really full of himself.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. And I mean, he must have done so much drugs in it in his youth.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_10It feels like uh almost feels like he was worse than Charlie Sheen.
SPEAKER_06I feel like they would have gotten along.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Did they come vibe to them? Yeah. Both of them.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. I mean, they must have hung out.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06They were kids around the same time.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Right?
SPEAKER_06Right?
SPEAKER_10Um now I'm thinking, did they make what year were they born? I I think Charlie is a bit older, maybe, because uh I'm thinking like uh Corey at like 1985 he made the Goonies and he was smaller boy. And uh that was the same same year um Charlie made uh The Boys Next Door.
SPEAKER_06What was he doing in 1990?
Why The Neighbors Are So Annoying
SPEAKER_10Charlie?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Um he I don't know if we ever saw a movie that he made from 1990.
SPEAKER_06I I can cut you there. I don't think we have seen any of his movies.
SPEAKER_10No, no, because I I know he he made a movie with Clint Eastwood in 1990, but we haven't seen that because I kind of want to see it when we watch the Clint Eastwood movie.
SPEAKER_06Which one was that?
SPEAKER_10The Rookie.
SPEAKER_06No, I've seen the TV show though.
SPEAKER_10Okay, yeah, it's it's not the same, it's not close.
SPEAKER_06It's not even close.
SPEAKER_10I don't know. I haven't seen the TV show.
SPEAKER_06Have you seen the movie?
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Is it police?
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Okay, then yeah.
SPEAKER_10Then it's the same.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's the same. I've seen that one. Probably. Uh I like the movie.
SPEAKER_10Oh yeah, okay. The burbs. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Not the rookie. Well, I don't know. I probably I don't know. Yeah. I probably don't know at this point.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I might find out.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, you never know.
SPEAKER_06No. But um, yeah, the movie we watched. Yeah. I think I like that one.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I like it too.
SPEAKER_06Next.
SPEAKER_10Next. The cobbler.
SPEAKER_06Like peaches.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Okay, you wanna go that down that road again?
SPEAKER_06What is your favorite peach dessert? Or anything with peaches?
SPEAKER_10I don't know. No, uh I don't know. Um I I something like pie. I yeah, it it could definitely be a good pie. I don't know if I had uh peach pie, but it sure sounds like we should make peach pie. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Peach pie.
SPEAKER_10Peach pie.
SPEAKER_03Peach pie.
SPEAKER_10Um how fun. But I know I um made uh fruit salad with uh with uh peach in it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Oh, I like the the candy rings, the peach or uh the peach candies. I like those.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. I kinda want a peach now. It's really good.
SPEAKER_06I just want candy.
SPEAKER_10Okay, I can go for the ice cream.
SPEAKER_06Peach ice cream.
SPEAKER_10Oh, that's good.
SPEAKER_06Or like a sorbet.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, sherbert. Sherbert.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Sherbert.
SPEAKER_06Sherbert. Sorbet. Right. Sure. Bert. Bert. Peach.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_06I've been to Georgia. We went through Georgia. That's the peach state.
SPEAKER_10Okay. But you never had a peach there?
SPEAKER_06I didn't have a peach there. I've also never had an orange in Florida.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06You got orange juice.
SPEAKER_10I uh yeah, I like orange juice.
SPEAKER_06I don't think I did.
SPEAKER_10I like oranges too.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but they're in Florida. Oh. We're talking about peaches. They're in Georgia.
SPEAKER_02They're not in Florida.
SPEAKER_06No. They know where the borders are. They have like fruit wars, I think.
SPEAKER_02Fruit wars.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. They're like fruit games. Like you can't hang out in my state. Peach. Peach.
SPEAKER_10Where where's the Paris Paris State? Paris. Paris State.
SPEAKER_06Paris is in Illinois.
SPEAKER_10Paris wheel?
SPEAKER_06Where the Paris wheels are. You've got Paris wheels filled with pears in Paris.
SPEAKER_10Ah.
SPEAKER_06In Paris. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of far from the peaches and oranges, though. So it's okay.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06And then the apples are in New York.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, the big apple.
SPEAKER_06Bananas? I don't know.
SPEAKER_10The kiwi. I like the kiwi. Where?
SPEAKER_06Where's the kiwi?
SPEAKER_10Yeah, Hawaii?
SPEAKER_06No, that's a pineapple.
SPEAKER_10I feel like kiwi would be be better than pineapple for Hawaii.
SPEAKER_06Pineapples are in Hawaii. That's where they are. Because that's just where they're born and raised.
SPEAKER_10Then they should change uh the word pineapple to kiwi, because that fits better with Hawaii.
SPEAKER_06No, it doesn't work like that. You can't do this. Leave the fruits alone.
SPEAKER_02Like Britney.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02The fruit.
SPEAKER_06Leave the fruits alone. They have lives too. Anyway, the cobblers. Oh yeah, the cobbler.
SPEAKER_10So this movie um stars Adam Sandler. He's a cobbler. A shoemaker. He's not a peach. He's a peach. He's a peach. Peachy Adam Sandler. Um okay, so uh and uh he has like
Casting Tangents And Cory Feldman
SPEAKER_10a magic stitcher or what what was it called?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, for the shoes.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06It's like a sewing machine for shoes.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, and uh so he has and it's magic because uh when he puts the shoes on his feet he becomes the person the owner of the shoe.
SPEAKER_06Or he like yeah, he embodies it's a whole new meeting to uh putting or yeah, putting yourself in someone else's shoes.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. You become that person.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Uh and uh yeah, he gets into trouble doing that. And uh yeah, um that's what the movie's about.
SPEAKER_06He killed his mom.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, in a way, but she was happy.
SPEAKER_06She was too happy.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, she was so happy she died.
SPEAKER_06She died happy.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. I'm just glad it didn't go further than uh dinner.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10I was so worried.
SPEAKER_06Have you seen this?
SPEAKER_10Yes.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Have you seen the other one too?
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_10I've seen the other one more times though. Oh. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_05Alright.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, because uh during the I'm like, oh, soon this is gonna happen. Like, mm-hmm. Yeah, so I was like, I've seen this quite a few times, I guess.
SPEAKER_06I did not think that. Okay. Because I haven't seen these movies.
SPEAKER_10No, okay. But in case you were wondering. What did you think about The Cobbler?
SPEAKER_06I really liked it. Yeah. Yeah. It's um it was an interesting concept.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Yeah. It's not your ordinary uh Adam Sandler movie.
SPEAKER_06Mm no, but it's it it has the same kind of vibe as the bedtime stories.
SPEAKER_10Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_06It's like, you know, what if.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And like click and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, in a way, but it doesn't really have the same tone.
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_10It's not like the goofy comedy. It's funny, but it's not the Adam Sandler tone.
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_10In the comedy.
SPEAKER_06But it's like the same, like what if this would happen.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Like a kind of fantasy.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. And I remember first time I saw this, because uh I I noticed like directly that uh it's not the Adam Sandler movie uh tone as in most of his movies. So I'm like, oh no, this is I'm I'm not gonna like this one, I think. And then when it started, I'm like, this is kind of fun. Yeah. I like this one.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10So yeah, it it really took me by surprise. And uh yeah, it's it's a good movie actually.
SPEAKER_06And Steve Buscemi is in this one.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, of course.
SPEAKER_06He was there. Yeah. I did not see uh Rob Schneider.
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_06It's like the one movie.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06The only movie he's not in.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Um and Dustin Hoffman is in this one too.
SPEAKER_06But who is he?
SPEAKER_10He's uh Adam Sandler's dad.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I I got that. But like he's been in other movies.
SPEAKER_10Movies. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_06He's in Rain Man. I haven't seen it. Yeah, don't
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SPEAKER_06even, don't even, because I haven't seen it. Yeah, yeah. I'm right.
SPEAKER_10You're right. I'm right. Okay.
SPEAKER_06Hook.
SPEAKER_10He was Captain Hook. He's Captain Hook.
SPEAKER_05In Hook.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_05We've seen that one.
SPEAKER_10But he doesn't really look like himself in that movie.
SPEAKER_06I guess not.
SPEAKER_10But yes, that's true.
SPEAKER_06That's it.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_06I was right though.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. I had to be right. I had the feeling too. So we were both right. But you were I was right first. More writer than me.
SPEAKER_01More writer.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_10Okay. So yeah.
SPEAKER_06It was a good movie. Good movie. I liked it. Yeah, I liked it too. And I was right. Yeah. That's all.
SPEAKER_10Perfect.
SPEAKER_06Is that?
SPEAKER_10That's the perfect time to take a break.
SPEAKER_06Yep. Yep. Before we ruin it. Yeah. Ruin it.
SPEAKER_10Ruin it.
SPEAKER_06Ruin it. Ruin it.
SPEAKER_10Or you want to talk about peaches?
SPEAKER_06We can always talk about peaches, but we're going to take a break while we talk about peaches.
SPEAKER_10Making a peach pie.
SPEAKER_06We'll be right back.
SPEAKER_10We're back.
SPEAKER_06We are. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10That was like the first break in forever.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, in like two weeks.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. AKA forever.
SPEAKER_06It felt like forever. So what was I doing while I was gone?
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Um that's the question.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna tell you.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06I traveled to the states from here, Sweden. That's where we are right now.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I went to the States and I um I stayed in a little camper. Uh my oldest came with me, and we stayed in a little camper at my uncle's house that he is fixing up, and I was there to fix up my mom's house.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Which I believe I own like a third of it, or maybe not. Maybe I I just have a say in what happens with it. I'm not sure my status here.
SPEAKER_02Maybe you do, maybe you don't.
SPEAKER_06I don't know. Who knows? But I went in there. I I know how to break in. And um That's good. I I remembered. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't think I even bothered using the keys this time. My sister gave me the keys and I was like, okay. And then I I never used them.
SPEAKER_10Very easier ways.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah, much easier ways. And yeah, I got in and I removed the kitchen.
SPEAKER_10Okay. Yeah. It sounds like you did that in like ten minutes or something.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it felt like ten minutes. No, no, it took longer than ten minutes, but it was it was a task.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_06We took out the cabinets and the counters, and I uh took out the sink and I was a plumber for a minute. That's it. And we cleaned and repainted the walls and scrape the ceiling because it was like the popcorn ceiling. We flattened it out and uh there were a lot of stab wounds in the ceiling, so I had to sand it sand it down and uh paint over it to hide the stab wounds. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So if as you do?
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Hide them.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, paint over the stab wounds.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. And uh so if you don't look at the ceiling, you won't even notice they're there.
SPEAKER_09Oh.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. And uh I replaced the lamps, so I was like an electrician for a minute. Cool. So if you don't look too closely to them, uh they look nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And um remove the the floor.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06I mean, there's still a floor, there's still a place to walk on, but like the whatever was on top of it.
SPEAKER_10Okay, yeah. Yeah. So you were a florist?
SPEAKER_06Yeah. I put flowers there instead. I replaced the floor with flowers. Yeah. I got confused. Um yeah, that's what I did with my oldest, and we also held a garage sale for a couple days, and that went pretty well. And I met some friends. That was kind of fun.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Then I came home. Oh, I have to tell you about um the flight there, though. Because um on one of the flights, I believe it was I don't know which flight it was. Uh everything's a blur. Okay.
SPEAKER_10But um But you went to Iceland.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. We went to Iceland and then we went to Boston.
SPEAKER_10Boston.
SPEAKER_06Uh on one of the flights though, to Boston, I guess.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06We sat down on the plane, right? I we had a bag we put over on the overhead thing. Yeah. Yeah. And it was it was tight on space, okay? And so there was one guy behind me who was trying to like move the bags around to fit his bag. And then there was a guy, you know, a couple rows ahead of me who started getting really annoyed because this guy was touching his bag and he made such a big deal out of it. He was
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SPEAKER_06like talking to the stewardess and everything. He's like, I'm sorry, but this guy is being so rude. He touched my bag. Please don't touch my bag. Don't like just being like that, you know? And oh my god, he was so childish over this guy touching his bag. Yeah. He's like, I'd appreciate it if you don't touch my bag.
SPEAKER_02What's in your bag?
SPEAKER_06Like, yeah, right? Like, what's the big deal? He's trying to make space for his bag. He's like, okay, well, have me move my bag. And like, nobody knows whose bag this is.
SPEAKER_09No, no.
SPEAKER_06And so the guy starts moving other people's bags around. The annoying guy um starts moving other people's bags around. He takes my bag and moves it to a different compartment. And I was like, um, excuse me, now you're touching my bag. Like, what's the big deal? But that was just like sarcastic because I don't care as long as my bag is there.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, as long as you know where it is.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I saw where it went. Yeah. And it wasn't a big deal for me. But I, you know, being the person that I am, I am, you know, uh passively aggressive.
SPEAKER_09Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Passive aggressively, just saying rather loudly, as I do, like, oh, well, I mean, that guy couldn't touch your bag, but you're gonna go ahead and move mine. Like, what that doesn't make sense. This guy is a huge hypocrite and he's being such a child and blah blah blah.
SPEAKER_10Did he say anything about that?
SPEAKER_06No. No. Because why would he?
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I mean, uh you were right.
SPEAKER_06He can touch other people's bags, but nobody can touch his.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So then you started touching other people's I I just opened them all up and boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. He didn't say anything. Yeah, proved a point. Uh I mean, like, everyone around us was like, you know, chuckling over the whole thing. It's like, this is ridiculous. This guy is being ridiculous.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Was it like full? The flight?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it was it was a lot of people there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And um the the guy who had originally moved the bags, um, he was Icelandic and talking to the stewardesses in Icelandic, as they do. Yeah. And um, I mean, you don't really have to speak Icelandic to know what they were saying.
SPEAKER_09No, okay.
SPEAKER_06Like, I don't get it. Like, this this is so dumb.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06But yeah, the guy was like getting aggressive. It was Yeah.
SPEAKER_10But he was speaking English.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, oh yeah. He was very uh English speaking.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, very English speaking.
SPEAKER_06I don't think he knew other languages.
SPEAKER_10No, okay.
SPEAKER_06He didn't have an accent.
SPEAKER_10No, okay.
SPEAKER_06Other than probably American or Canadian or something.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06Yup. So that was that. And
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SPEAKER_06we got on to the next flight, and I tried so hard to sleep, and it just didn't work out. My son and I tried so many different positions to try to get comfortable. We were trying to like lay on each other and you know, work something out, but it wasn't happening. No. Not for me at least. He I think he fell asleep. He can fall asleep on planes.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06I can't.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, no, okay.
SPEAKER_06But I wanted to so badly. It was an overnight flight, too. So I should have been able to sleep, but no. So we got to Boston and got our bags and everything. No problem.
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SPEAKER_06It just kind of took a while, as it sometimes does, to get the bags. And then we went to get our car, right? And yeah, it it was it just took a long time. That's all. We went out to the garage to get our bag bags. Ha. No, we already had our bags. Okay. Uh, to get the car.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And I just had to hand over my contract to the guy, and he was supposed to get me a car. I just wanted to test my luck, and um, I asked the guy if I could get a Jeep. I mean, the Jeep's not on my contract, but uh I was like, uh, what are the chances? Yeah. Can we get a Jeep? He's like, I'll see what I can do. And he goes off and he's like, you stand right here and uh wait. Wait for me to come back.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And so we see him wandering around, and it must have been like half an hour or so. We're just standing there and like waiting for something to happen. He's like, Oh, just just wait. Someone's coming with a car for you. It's like, okay, but we have like jeeps around us. It's like eventually, it was just like, can we just take that one? That one's right there. Can we just take it and go? He's like, uh. And then eventually he just like takes us to some SUV, a black SUV. Yeah. And he's like, you know what? This isn't even on your contract. This is uh a higher uh like status car than what's on your contract, but just take it and go.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_06I was like, Well, okay, okay, I'm sorry. Like I so we really could take any car, it doesn't really matter. I was just asking if we could get a Jeep. Yeah. You could have said no.
SPEAKER_02He sounded annoyed.
SPEAKER_06He got annoyed because like it had taken so long, and the guy who he had apparently had called a guy to bring down a car, and it was taking him forever, and then the guy finally came down with the car, but we took a different car anyway. And he's like got all annoyed. He's like, Okay, well, now this guy's not gonna know what to do with that car. So just take this car and go. I was like, Well, okay, well, I'm I'm sorry, okay, we'll go, whatever.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So we took the car and we went.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I mean, as long as you got the car.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, we got a car. It's never like flawless though. Um, the whole process of getting a rental car.
SPEAKER_10But the car was good.
SPEAKER_06The car was good.
SPEAKER_10You miss it.
SPEAKER_06I do. I mean, coming back here after having a rental car is always difficult because I miss the features that the rental car had. And I just I get so used to that car that So quickly. So quickly. Yeah. I get so comfortable. And uh yeah, I'm still getting used to my own car.
SPEAKER_10That you had for how long?
SPEAKER_06Uh quite a few years.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06But uh yeah, I'm not used to it.
SPEAKER_10But the the car you had for two weeks, the that's like stuck in my head. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I liked it. Yeah. I have to get my own of that car. I don't even know what it was. Just go to the dealership and be like, do you have any black cars?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Um until they get annoyed with you. Just take the cars take that one.
SPEAKER_06Like, it's black, but it's not exactly what I'm looking for.
unknownFine.
SPEAKER_06I guess I'll buy this one. Whatever. Anyway. Yeah, we we got home uh in the rain. It was dark. Uh it was like two in the morning, and I was falling asleep.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06But we made it. And then yeah, we were waiting for a dumpster, so it took us uh a day or so before we could actually start working. But my oldest became a deconstructor.
SPEAKER_10Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, he was tearing everything apart, and he liked it. He he liked destroying the the cabinets and the all the shelves, all the furniture that I gave to him.
SPEAKER_10He became Conan the destroyer.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. That's what he did. And yeah, I saw my uncle for a couple days. Uh we tried getting him to let us play with his four-wheeler. It didn't happen.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_06He was so stressed. He was only there for two days, and then he had to go back to Florida when he originally wanted to be up there for like a week.
SPEAKER_09Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_06Oh well. But I made friends with his contractor, who was very helpful.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I'm just kinda sad because I didn't get to be there for the final kitchen, uh, with the cabinets and the flooring and everything. But yeah, we're currently working on that.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I don't I don't really know what else.
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_06What am I missing? Oh yeah. We we built a fire pit. Oh yes. Oh, it's kind of a funny story because um we were going to uh prep an area to build a fire pit. And so we were trying to look through the various tools that we had available to us. We found two weed whackers, but I I could have sworn that weed whackers weed whackers had like blades, right? They're just wires.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, they're they're just wires.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. It didn't make sense to me.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06It just doesn't make sense to me. I thought there were supposed to be sharp blades, so I found these two weed whackers, and I'm like, these are broken. Okay. There's no blades to them.
SPEAKER_10I'd never seen a blade on a weed whack.
SPEAKER_06No, I've
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SPEAKER_06never used one.
SPEAKER_10Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_06So my son is like, no, they're supposed to be like that. Yeah. They're like a lot more powerful than you think. I was like, all right, well, whatever if you say so. And so we try to hook them up or uh start them, and uh they weren't working because one, I believe this is also when he was trying to put gas in the oil tank.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_06And we had no oil because he thought that gas was oil. He thought that they were the same thing. So we put gas in both the oil and the gas tank. It wasn't working.
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_06With either of them.
SPEAKER_10Weird.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10So uh Yeah, maybe you should you shouldn't mix them.
SPEAKER_06No? Okay. Uh I don't know anything. I don't know.
SPEAKER_10But no expert.
SPEAKER_06The timing here, okay? Because we're like standing around in the driveway. We're trying to figure out how are we gonna do this. And then I hear in the distance over at my uncle's house across the field, I was like, it sounds like someone is mowing the lawn over there. The lawnmower guys were there.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06So we took the car and drove it back to my uncle's house. And they were there. And I approached them and I was like, Hi, I mean no harm. I am the niece. I I'm allowed to be here.
SPEAKER_01It's okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Um don't shoot me.
SPEAKER_01Don't shoot me. Don't kill me with your lawnmower or weed whackers or anything.
SPEAKER_06But do you by chance have a weed whacker we could borrow? He's like, Well, I do have a weed whacker. It was like, okay, well, we're we're just gonna do this little area.
SPEAKER_02You're like, it has no blades. It's broken.
SPEAKER_06What are you trying to do? You think I'm dumb? He's like, Well, I mean, I we can come down and clear the area for you. I was like, Oh, well, yeah, sure, of course you can do that. I'm not gonna argue. And so he's like, Okay, well, we'll be down in like an hour, hour and a half. I was like, Okay, yeah, we'll be down there and we'll wait for you. So we went back and I probably found something else to do, or we just hung out. I don't know what we did.
SPEAKER_09No.
SPEAKER_06And I don't remember what we were doing. We were there. Yeah. And then eventually the lawnmower guys came back or came to us.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And um, yeah, they took their weed whacker and they cleared out the area, and it was the same area that my dad had his fire pits or bonfires, whatever.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And so that was just surprising to me. Uh that like the the rocks that he had put down were still there and Yeah, because I have like no memory of this.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_06I thought it was somewhere else. Okay. But nope, I was wrong. So uh yeah, they cleared out the area and there was like this giant stump in the middle in the center. Okay. And we ended up ripping it out and uh taking out uh a bunch of the roots and stuff that were left. And then I believe it was the next day we were going to take down a couple of trees that were hanging over so that they wouldn't like catch on fire.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_06And so we started with the smaller one and we tried taking it down by hand with like rusty handsaws and an axe.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_06Uh we finally got it down. It took a lot of work, it was very difficult.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Um, but it did come down. Uh then after that, I was like, no, we're getting a chainsaw. So we went to the hardware store and we got a chainsaw.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And we got that running, which was a whole task of its own because I was freaking out because my son wanted to use the chainsaw. He got to use the chainsaw, but like every time he pulled the the thing, yeah, I was like panicking because I thought it was just gonna start, you know, uh spinning by itself.
SPEAKER_10Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_06He's like, it's not going to spin when it's on, it's just gonna turn on. I have to push the button to make it spin. Yeah. I was like, okay, just be careful. Please be careful. I was like, this is not a toy. You cannot just play with it, and I want to be around when you use it. It's like fine, fine. And so he did get it going, and he cut down the bigger tree, and it almost hit the the car that was, you know, it's just sitting around there.
SPEAKER_10But um, I had like it almost hit it it sounded like you were aiming for it.
SPEAKER_06No, no, no. Because I was like looking up and I saw that it was leaning quite a bit, and it was gonna be really difficult to control where it landed.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Um, but I mean, according to my calculations, it was supposed to land right in between. And it shouldn't even hit the house. It should be okay.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And even if it I don't think well, it probably would have done some damage if it fell on the car or the house. Yeah, okay. Maybe. Well, the branches up top were pretty like weak. So or small, you know. But the car would not have been okay.
SPEAKER_09Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_06But it landed right where it was supposed to.
SPEAKER_09Good.
SPEAKER_06Which is good.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And we broke it with that tree. The the chain got stuck. Oh, the chainsaw. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06The tree also got broke.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, yeah, okay. You broke the tree and the chainsaw.
SPEAKER_06Right. Yeah, because the chainsaw two in one. Yeah. We bought the chainsaw and then we broke it.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And uh and the tree. And the tree. Yeah. So we brought the chainsaw to the contractor that I was working with, and um he managed to fix it. So yeah, we've got the chainsaw.
SPEAKER_10Handyman. Handyman.
SPEAKER_06He was good.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So then, yeah, those trees that we knocked over, they ended up
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SPEAKER_06becoming um benches.
SPEAKER_10Benches.
SPEAKER_06Benches around the fire pit. Cool. And we had ordered like cement bricks, blocks.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06That were kind of like rounded. And so we we built a fire pit with those. And we tested it out a few times, and we've had quite a few marshmallows over that fire, and it went really well.
SPEAKER_10Good.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Cool.
SPEAKER_06So it was a little bit of destruction and a little bit of construction.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And yeah, it was kind of fun.
SPEAKER_10No instruction.
SPEAKER_06No instructions. No well, very minimal.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Well, more like pointers than instructions. But yeah. It was all fun.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. It was really difficult just motivating my son to do anything. Yeah. And it was really hot. It was humid, like crazy. It was like walking into a wall every time you went outside. Yeah. Like that bad. We were just waiting for a thunderstorm pretty much that whole first week. Yeah. And then one night we were going to bed, and my son's like, Mom, you gotta look out the window. And there was like lightning all over the sky. And it was like that pretty much the entire night that I'm aware of.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_06And there was no thunder. So it was like so far away that you couldn't hear the thunder. But there was you saw all that lightning, and it was crazy. Why? I don't know. But I I did find some mad libs while we were there. Uh do you want to test one out?
SPEAKER_10Sure, we can do that.
SPEAKER_06I uh I I told you a history lesson or history story, I guess. History.
SPEAKER_10His story.
SPEAKER_06His story. Her story. Her story. That's mine.
SPEAKER_10Her story.
SPEAKER_06Her story. Let's do at least two methods.
SPEAKER_10Okay. Two methods. Okay.
SPEAKER_06I picked three up from the States. Uh Rock and Roll, Undead, or Game Over.
SPEAKER_10Okay. Rock and roll.
SPEAKER_06Alright. Okay. Matias. Yes. Please give me an adjective.
SPEAKER_10Thirsty.
SPEAKER_06A last name.
SPEAKER_10Hanks.
SPEAKER_06Adjective.
SPEAKER_10Violence.
SPEAKER_06Noun corner.
SPEAKER_10Cor Corner.
SPEAKER_06Coroner.
SPEAKER_10Well, I I was like in the corner. Corner. Yeah, corner.
SPEAKER_06Uh adjective.
SPEAKER_10Broken.
SPEAKER_06Plural noun.
SPEAKER_10Brooms. Noun. Glove.
SPEAKER_06Adjective.
SPEAKER_10Sad.
SPEAKER_06Plural noun.
SPEAKER_10Cracks. What?
SPEAKER_06It's nothing. Noun Road. Adjective.
SPEAKER_10Unstable.
SPEAKER_06Plural noun.
SPEAKER_10Leftovers.
SPEAKER_06Adjective.
SPEAKER_10Handsome.
SPEAKER_06Another one.
SPEAKER_10Cool.
SPEAKER_06Cool noun.
SPEAKER_10Casket.
SPEAKER_06Adverb.
SPEAKER_10Ooh. Strangely.
SPEAKER_06Letter of the alphabet. Q noun.
SPEAKER_10Seesaw.
SPEAKER_06Okay. This one is called Family Rock Band.
SPEAKER_10Wow.
SPEAKER_06Oh my goodness. Okay. I don't come from your average thirsty family. That's because we're all part of the Hanks family rock band. And we lead a very violent life. For example.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01By not shaving his corner every morning. My dad. I don't know what that means.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_06He doesn't shave his corner every morning. My dad saves enough time to practice the broken drums.
SPEAKER_02I can't hit anything because it's broken. Just a hole.
SPEAKER_01Just a hole. My brother doesn't participate in extracurricular brooms at school because he plays the electric love. Right? My sad sister doesn't have time to date cracks. Okay. I guess that's good. Yeah. Because she sings lead vocals and practices for four or five hours every road. When I'm not writing our unstable songs, I'm tickling the leftovers on the keyboard.
SPEAKER_06That's not where they go. So I don't have any free time either. Finally, mom is our handsome manager. She books our band to play at weddings. Cool 16s. The modern sweet 16s. We are now having cool 16. And casket mitzvahs.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Funerals?
SPEAKER_06Jewish funerals.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, Jewish funerals.
SPEAKER_06Maybe someday. If we practice strangely enough, we'll make we'll get to make a music video for QTV.
SPEAKER_01Right? And play sold out shows at Madison Square Seesaw. At the playground.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Alright. Here we go.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Noun.
SPEAKER_06Airplane.
SPEAKER_10Adjective.
SPEAKER_06Scary.
SPEAKER_10Adjective. Bubbly. Occupation.
SPEAKER_06Cashier.
SPEAKER_10Cash.
SPEAKER_06Ear.
SPEAKER_10Ear.
SPEAKER_06Cash ear.
SPEAKER_10I. E.
SPEAKER_06R.
SPEAKER_10E. R.
SPEAKER_06How do you spell it ear? Okay. That's not it. Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_10Adjective. It just was.
SPEAKER_06Wrong.
SPEAKER_10Wrong. Person.
SPEAKER_06Me. No, I'm not a person.
SPEAKER_10It says person in room, but uh just a person. Just a person.
SPEAKER_06Any person.
SPEAKER_10Ever.
SPEAKER_06Ever. Okay. I'm gonna go with annoying guy.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06That's his name.
SPEAKER_10Which one?
SPEAKER_06The that one. Yeah, you know.
SPEAKER_10Annoying guy on the plane.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Annoying guy on the plane. That's his name.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna add him to my story. Because why not? You have space for all that?
SPEAKER_10Yeah, sure. Okay. Adjective.
SPEAKER_06Hot.
SPEAKER_10Hot.
SPEAKER_06Hot.
SPEAKER_10Another adjective.
SPEAKER_06Not hot.
SPEAKER_10Not hot.
SPEAKER_06Not hot. Fun.
SPEAKER_10Verb.
SPEAKER_06Catapult.
SPEAKER_10Noun prison. Verb.
SPEAKER_06Stop.
SPEAKER_10Silly word.
SPEAKER_06Uh googly.
SPEAKER_10Uh noun.
SPEAKER_06Um mascara.
SPEAKER_10Adverb.
SPEAKER_06Today.
SPEAKER_10Two nouns.
SPEAKER_06Floor. Goat. Floor goat. Okay. That's it.
SPEAKER_10That's it.
SPEAKER_06Okay. This one is called Test Your Musical IQ. I was gonna say ID, but this says IQ.
SPEAKER_07Yes.
SPEAKER_06Think
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SPEAKER_06you're a true music airplane? Okay. Test your knowledge in the scary quiz below. Number one, which bubbly singer and part-time cashier recently won the gra Grammy for wrong album of the year.
SPEAKER_01We're not supposed to make this album this year.
SPEAKER_02It was a mistake.
SPEAKER_01Is that just a nicer way of saying the worst album of the year?
SPEAKER_06The answer is annoying guy on the airplane.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_06Okay. That guy made this.
SPEAKER_10That's why he was so angry.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Oh yeah. Alright. Apparently he's a bubbly singer and part-time cashier.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Which, I mean, his just his life is just not going well right now.
SPEAKER_09No.
SPEAKER_06Number two, what is the hot definition of the musical term allegro? The answer is fun. Allegro actually means fun.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Number three, what was the first rockin' catapult song to hit number one on the prison charts?
SPEAKER_10Jailhouse rock?
SPEAKER_06Uh close. The answer is stop around the clock.
SPEAKER_01I don't know what that means. Stopwatch or like a just no, stop around the clock. Okay. I don't know what it means. No. Uh number four. What was Wolfgame Googly Mozart's last opera? The answer.
SPEAKER_06The answer is the magic mascara.
SPEAKER_02Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_01We all know that one.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Number five. Which song is always sung today prior to American sporting events, like floorball games.
SPEAKER_10I don't know.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, okay.
SPEAKER_06The answer is the Star Spangled Goat. That's all.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06That's all for today.
SPEAKER_10That's all for today.
SPEAKER_06That was good. Yeah. Good times. We had them.
SPEAKER_10Yep.
SPEAKER_06Alright. It feels like the end of the episode.
SPEAKER_10End of an era.
SPEAKER_06End of an era. End of time. Sounds like the end of the world to me.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Alright, Matias. As we reach the end of the world, please tell me what is currently ruining your life.
SPEAKER_02The end of the world.
SPEAKER_01Nope, that's not an option. Pick something else. It's inevitable inevitable.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So complain about something else.
SPEAKER_10Okay. It's too hot.
SPEAKER_06Too hot. Don't believe me. Just watch.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Because I don't know the other words. The ones in between. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Don't believe my stopwatch.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. It's a hot one.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06No, it it's uh And it's just like the ocean under the moon.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, it's really warm. Yeah. And uh the yeah, it's ruining my life. That's unfortunate. Yeah. Gives me headaches and so sweaty all the time.
SPEAKER_06Disgusting.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10That's what I am.
SPEAKER_06Yep.
SPEAKER_10What about you?
SPEAKER_06I have a cut under my toe. And it hurts.
SPEAKER_02Oh no.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Also, I miss my rental car and I don't know how to use my uh normal car anymore.
SPEAKER_10No.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, no, I think I think that's it.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06How about teenagers?
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. They're ruining my life.
SPEAKER_10They can ruin your life.
SPEAKER_06They do that often. Daily, actually.
SPEAKER_10A lot of them?
SPEAKER_06All of them.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_06They scare me.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Which is what I think I'm supposed to be saying.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Like a song.
SPEAKER_06Might have heard a song like that. Similar words. Yeah, that's all.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I'm all out of sibs.
SPEAKER_10So am I. That means we're all out of episode.
SPEAKER_06And we're gonna wrap this up.
SPEAKER_10Wrap it up.
SPEAKER_06Thank you for listening.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06That's cool that you made it this far. If you did. We'll be back probably with uh next week. Uh Tuesday, as usual, with another episode. Um, make sure you are following us so that you don't miss it.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Because it might be fun. I don't know. We'll see what happens. Okay. Okay. And uh that all? Yeah. Anything else?
SPEAKER_09No.
SPEAKER_06No. Alright. Send us a text. Say something. I don't know. Is anyone out there? We'll be cool to know.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Alright. Yeah, have a good life.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. See you next week.
SPEAKER_06Alright.
SPEAKER_10Alright.
SPEAKER_06Bye-bye.
SPEAKER_10Bye-bye.
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