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[Leftovers] #194

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The moment we hit record, the room tells on us: icons get moved, someone swears they already checked, and we realize we’re trying to podcast with no internet. Instead of pretending it’s smooth, we let the messy start stay in, because that’s what home recording actually sounds like when you’re building a DIY setup and trying to keep the conversation alive. 

From there, we do what unscripted chats do best, we follow curiosity. We get hung up on the meaning of “the whole nine yards,” throw out guesses about where it came from, and end up in that familiar space where language, movies, and memory blur together. If you love conversational podcasts, comedy podcasts, and the little weird questions that make you pause mid-day, this one hits that nerve. 

Then we pivot into movie talk, including Adam Sandler’s Hubie Halloween, the cast, and that oddly specific frustration of recognizing someone on screen but not knowing their name. The episode keeps bouncing between everyday life and pop culture, from rebuilding shelves and talking food to trying to finish a thought while someone keeps opening the door. It’s funny, chaotic, and strangely relatable if you’ve ever tried to create anything in a house that doesn’t stop moving. 

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Setup Checks And No Internet

SPEAKER_00

Uh oh yeah, I didn't check.

SPEAKER_02

I did.

SPEAKER_00

You did.

SPEAKER_02

You didn't see that I checked?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I did.

SPEAKER_00

Good.

SPEAKER_02

And yeah. Okay. By switching the icons around a little bit.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Oh yeah. I have no internet in here. I keep forgetting that. Why do I not have internet? Everyone else should not have internet. I'm the only one without internet around here. Uh oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

Chasing The Meaning Of An Idiom

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. But yeah, I I I'm not sure why it's called the whole nine yards. I guess they say that in the movie or something.

SPEAKER_02

Probably. Um yeah, that's what we did. That's that's it. That's it.

SPEAKER_00

That's that's something.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. And yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That's cool. Good news. Or old news.

SPEAKER_02

Old news. Yeah. Everyone knew about that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

Avoiding The Date Talk

SPEAKER_02

Let's talk about movies.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Um, let's see. What else do you want to talk about?

SPEAKER_00

About that date.

SPEAKER_02

About anything.

SPEAKER_00

Uh I don't know. Should we?

SPEAKER_02

No. I don't wanna.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not ready. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

You you do you.

SPEAKER_02

I don't wanna do me.

SPEAKER_00

You do you, which I do. I do me.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I do. I do. You do.

SPEAKER_02

I do. Yeah. You do. Hmm. Yep.

SPEAKER_00

Bousse. That's the the headphones you got. Or Bose. Bousse. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Alright, fine. You want to start this? We'll start it.

SPEAKER_00

You can start if you want to. We don't have to. But if you want to.

SPEAKER_02

Can we start it tomorrow?

SPEAKER_00

Um sure.

SPEAKER_02

Why are you playing with your lips?

SPEAKER_00

I'm playing with my mustache.

SPEAKER_02

Why?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Why don't you get rid of that?

SPEAKER_00

I I want to. Why haven't you? I uh I don't know.

Hubie Halloween Movie Breakdown

SPEAKER_00

Uh but uh you know I um there's like small villages with the small people. Not like dwarves or something like that. No, it's more like you know, like uh small wooden people.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I don't know. This is a movie starring Adam Sandler, and he plays Hubie Halloween or Hubie Halloween. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02

Martin. Is his name Martin?

SPEAKER_00

Which one are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02

Uh her husband. Uh that's what I meant. I got the M.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Uh and um, yeah. I'm just trying to remember other people in the movie, but yeah. I wonder who the lady was.

SPEAKER_02

The man lady?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

No, because I'm like, uh it felt like I've seen it before, but they never showed her name. It's like they showed Shekill O'Neal, but I mean like that's obvious. Yeah. You don't have to show me that. I know I want to know her.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Her name.

Shelves Food Plans And Odd Phrases

SPEAKER_02

We just tore down all of the shelves. Yeah. It's okay. You have to uh rebuild the shelves every now and then. Yeah. Just for something to do.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. No, I I was just thinking, since um We're foaming now.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

We can buy it and I have the Ooh, bubbled a tomato. Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Shelves.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna tell Papa what we got for food.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. No, I I feel like forget the wink sauce.

SPEAKER_02

Wink sauce. Interesting. Okay. Hey though.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, to build them up.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm. Something to do. He won his Oscars?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, after he won his Oscars. No now and now and then. Now and then, you know.

SPEAKER_02

You want it then? What?

SPEAKER_00

Now and then. Okay. Like uh every now and then.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. That's okay. He's not here. Is

Card Game Story Time Chaos

SPEAKER_02

he here? Is he? That's what I'm gonna interactive story time. Oh boy. He hands you a digital stylus. Hey? Do you have any of these?

SPEAKER_01

No, I don't. Sorry. Bye-bye. Please close the door. Busy.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Uh I uh dead pile. Dead pile. Okay. So if I flip this black card, you take three white cards. Three. Alright. Story time.

SPEAKER_03

Mama.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Not right now, buddy. Can't you see I'm busy? Hina, please don't open the door again. Please don't open the door again. I'm busy.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Thank you. Then use it in though.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't open my door.

SPEAKER_02

I can't write. I can't speak.

SPEAKER_00

Am I picking?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Alright. Uh let's see. I'm gonna try to copy and paste this because it's long. Maybe mom's coming tomorrow. Alright. Robert Downage. Yeah. What? Hey?

SPEAKER_03

If there we have watch EV thing, I can just let it on it.

SPEAKER_02

Can't share? Can you boss an end max in? Can you claw my honour num? Okay. Oh they can be on it. Hey the one Mama.

SPEAKER_03

What?

SPEAKER_02

I asked you not to.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but I was going What?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. And squall.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god. I love these. Hmm. I mean, it's difficult to pick one, but uh I feel like this one is like that's good.

SPEAKER_02

Please, we're almost done. What? Everyone keeps opening the door. Leave me alone.