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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #194
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Support the show & get subscriber-only content.The moment we hit record, the room tells on us: icons get moved, someone swears they already checked, and we realize we’re trying to podcast with no internet. Instead of pretending it’s smooth, we let the messy start stay in, because that’s what home recording actually sounds like when you’re building a DIY setup and trying to keep the conversation alive.
From there, we do what unscripted chats do best, we follow curiosity. We get hung up on the meaning of “the whole nine yards,” throw out guesses about where it came from, and end up in that familiar space where language, movies, and memory blur together. If you love conversational podcasts, comedy podcasts, and the little weird questions that make you pause mid-day, this one hits that nerve.
Then we pivot into movie talk, including Adam Sandler’s Hubie Halloween, the cast, and that oddly specific frustration of recognizing someone on screen but not knowing their name. The episode keeps bouncing between everyday life and pop culture, from rebuilding shelves and talking food to trying to finish a thought while someone keeps opening the door. It’s funny, chaotic, and strangely relatable if you’ve ever tried to create anything in a house that doesn’t stop moving.
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Setup Checks And No Internet
SPEAKER_00Uh oh yeah, I didn't check.
SPEAKER_02I did.
SPEAKER_00You did.
SPEAKER_02You didn't see that I checked?
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Alright.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02I did.
SPEAKER_00Good.
SPEAKER_02And yeah. Okay. By switching the icons around a little bit.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Oh yeah. I have no internet in here. I keep forgetting that. Why do I not have internet? Everyone else should not have internet. I'm the only one without internet around here. Uh oh. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
Chasing The Meaning Of An Idiom
SPEAKER_00Yeah. But yeah, I I I'm not sure why it's called the whole nine yards. I guess they say that in the movie or something.
SPEAKER_02Probably. Um yeah, that's what we did. That's that's it. That's it.
SPEAKER_00That's that's something.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's cool. Good news. Or old news.
SPEAKER_02Old news. Yeah. Everyone knew about that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
Avoiding The Date Talk
SPEAKER_02Let's talk about movies.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02Um, let's see. What else do you want to talk about?
SPEAKER_00About that date.
SPEAKER_02About anything.
SPEAKER_00Uh I don't know. Should we?
SPEAKER_02No. I don't wanna.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02I'm not ready. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You you do you.
SPEAKER_02I don't wanna do me.
SPEAKER_00You do you, which I do. I do me.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00I do. I do. You do.
SPEAKER_02I do. Yeah. You do. Hmm. Yep.
SPEAKER_00Bousse. That's the the headphones you got. Or Bose. Bousse. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Alright, fine. You want to start this? We'll start it.
SPEAKER_00You can start if you want to. We don't have to. But if you want to.
SPEAKER_02Can we start it tomorrow?
SPEAKER_00Um sure.
SPEAKER_02Why are you playing with your lips?
SPEAKER_00I'm playing with my mustache.
SPEAKER_02Why?
SPEAKER_00I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Why don't you get rid of that?
SPEAKER_00I I want to. Why haven't you? I uh I don't know.
Hubie Halloween Movie Breakdown
SPEAKER_00Uh but uh you know I um there's like small villages with the small people. Not like dwarves or something like that. No, it's more like you know, like uh small wooden people.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I don't know. This is a movie starring Adam Sandler, and he plays Hubie Halloween or Hubie Halloween. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02Martin. Is his name Martin?
SPEAKER_00Which one are you talking about?
SPEAKER_02Uh her husband. Uh that's what I meant. I got the M.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Uh and um, yeah. I'm just trying to remember other people in the movie, but yeah. I wonder who the lady was.
SPEAKER_02The man lady?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I don't know.
SPEAKER_00No, because I'm like, uh it felt like I've seen it before, but they never showed her name. It's like they showed Shekill O'Neal, but I mean like that's obvious. Yeah. You don't have to show me that. I know I want to know her.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Her name.
Shelves Food Plans And Odd Phrases
SPEAKER_02We just tore down all of the shelves. Yeah. It's okay. You have to uh rebuild the shelves every now and then. Yeah. Just for something to do.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. No, I I was just thinking, since um We're foaming now.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_02We can buy it and I have the Ooh, bubbled a tomato. Yes.
SPEAKER_00Shelves.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna tell Papa what we got for food.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. No, I I feel like forget the wink sauce.
SPEAKER_02Wink sauce. Interesting. Okay. Hey though.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, to build them up.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm. Something to do. He won his Oscars?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, after he won his Oscars. No now and now and then. Now and then, you know.
SPEAKER_02You want it then? What?
SPEAKER_00Now and then. Okay. Like uh every now and then.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. That's okay. He's not here. Is
Card Game Story Time Chaos
SPEAKER_02he here? Is he? That's what I'm gonna interactive story time. Oh boy. He hands you a digital stylus. Hey? Do you have any of these?
SPEAKER_01No, I don't. Sorry. Bye-bye. Please close the door. Busy.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02Uh I uh dead pile. Dead pile. Okay. So if I flip this black card, you take three white cards. Three. Alright. Story time.
SPEAKER_03Mama.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Not right now, buddy. Can't you see I'm busy? Hina, please don't open the door again. Please don't open the door again. I'm busy.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Thank you. Then use it in though.
SPEAKER_01I didn't open my door.
SPEAKER_02I can't write. I can't speak.
SPEAKER_00Am I picking?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Alright. Uh let's see. I'm gonna try to copy and paste this because it's long. Maybe mom's coming tomorrow. Alright. Robert Downage. Yeah. What? Hey?
SPEAKER_03If there we have watch EV thing, I can just let it on it.
SPEAKER_02Can't share? Can you boss an end max in? Can you claw my honour num? Okay. Oh they can be on it. Hey the one Mama.
SPEAKER_03What?
SPEAKER_02I asked you not to.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but I was going What?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And squall.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god. I love these. Hmm. I mean, it's difficult to pick one, but uh I feel like this one is like that's good.
SPEAKER_02Please, we're almost done. What? Everyone keeps opening the door. Leave me alone.