[Leftovers] #195

We hit record, stare at the silence, and realize we have absolutely no plan and somehow that becomes the plan. Episode 195 is a behind-the-scenes comedy podcast spiral: mic checks, dead air, petty negotiations about what we “should” talk about, and the ongoing joke that this might be the last time we ever post. (We’ve said it before. That’s part of the problem.) If you love unscripted banter and the weird intimacy of long-running co-host chemistry, this one is as raw as it gets. 

The conversation swings from future plans we’re not ready to reveal, to the idea of “leftovers” bonus content for the people who want the real story, to a stretch of truly unhinged microphone talk that doubles as accidental podcast production truth. The gear is always there, catching every breath and interruption, and it turns normal moments into comedy. Between all that, we try to do a quick week recap, navigate background noise, and keep the recording moving even when real life keeps walking into the room. 

We also make a grab at movie chat, including the struggle of forgetting a long title mid-sentence and the surprisingly honest admission that a reaction can be simple: “I liked it more than I thought I would.” It’s messy, funny, and oddly familiar, like listening to your friends try to finish a thought while the world refuses to cooperate. If you’re into comedy podcasts, creative process talk, and the reality of recording sessions that don’t go “right,” press play, then subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a review with your favorite moment.

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Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

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Transcript

Mic Check And No Plan

SPEAKER_05 0:06

Hello. Let me just double check. Record? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 0:18

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 0:19

No, it looks good.

SPEAKER_03 0:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 0:22

Now you don't have to check it again.

SPEAKER_03 0:24

I hope not.

SPEAKER_04 0:25

Unless you do.

SPEAKER_03 0:26

I don't want to.

SPEAKER_04 0:27

No, okay. No way.

SPEAKER_03 0:31

What do you want to do today?

SPEAKER_04 0:33

I don't know. I uh I think I'm I'm just gonna uh I I will probably go back to my apartment and then come back later.

SPEAKER_03 0:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 0:45

No, uh I don't know what to do on the episode. In the episode. I don't know. So yeah, I don't know. I know uh this is uh 195.

SPEAKER_03 0:59

Yeah I think I have a crash course. I'm sorry. Okay, but it is 195. Yeah. What did you have to say

Joking About The Final Episode

SPEAKER_03 1:06

about that?

SPEAKER_04 1:06

We were gonna tell the people about plans.

SPEAKER_03 1:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:11

Or we save that for later.

SPEAKER_03 1:14

Maybe we'll save it for later.

SPEAKER_04 1:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

Maybe we'll save it for 99.

SPEAKER_04 1:18

Yeah, with 200.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

200. You know what? This is the last episode. But we've I feel like I've said that so many times. Like this could be the last one.

SPEAKER_04 1:29

Yeah, like joking.

SPEAKER_03 1:30

Like yeah, but no nobody takes it seriously. So everyone's gonna everyone.

SPEAKER_04 1:35

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:37

The one person when we stop uh putting up episodes, they're gonna be like, what happened? And be like, I said it's the last episode. I wasn't joking. Oh think I'm joking? No, no, I don't joke about these things anymore.

SPEAKER_04 1:53

No. No, because we don't do any more episodes.

SPEAKER_03 1:57

Exactly. I have nothing to joke about anymore.

SPEAKER_04 2:00

No. Maybe you joke about it, but uh don't we don't record it.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

Yeah. It ended up in the leftovers.

SPEAKER_04 2:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:09

Yeah, the whole segment in which we say that we're ending that's gonna be put in the leftovers.

SPEAKER_04 2:16

I mean, people should the real fans should pay extra for the leftovers so they can hear.

SPEAKER_03 2:23

Then they would know. Yeah. This is for real. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 2:27

So if they complain, then we can say, well, you should have listened to the leftovers. Should have.

SPEAKER_03 2:35

Oh well.

SPEAKER_04 2:36

Oh well.

SPEAKER_03 2:37

Sorry.

The Microphone Gets Too Personal

SPEAKER_03 2:39

I exhaled into the microphone.

SPEAKER_04 2:42

Exhale.

SPEAKER_03 2:43

Through my nose. That's nose air going into the microphone right now.

SPEAKER_04 2:50

And a booger. No, no, wait.

SPEAKER_03 2:53

Sorry. I ran out of paper. You have to use the microphone.

SPEAKER_04 3:00

Penetrate.

SPEAKER_03 3:01

I'm not penetrating the microphone.

SPEAKER_04 3:04

In your nostrils.

SPEAKER_03 3:05

Oh, uh, it doesn't fit. It's too big. My nose isn't that big.

SPEAKER_04 3:10

Maybe if you stretch it a bit.

SPEAKER_03 3:11

There are stretchy parts to the body. So why not have the nostril be one of them?

SPEAKER_04 3:17

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 3:19

I could shove this whole thing in my vagina if I wanted to.

SPEAKER_04 3:22

Okay. I think we talked about that.

SPEAKER_03 3:25

We probably have. Yeah. Do you want to see?

SPEAKER_04 3:29

No.

SPEAKER_03 3:31

Why not? It could be fun. This is what we're doing on the episode. Live. That's how you guys.

SPEAKER_04 3:40

That's how we end it.

SPEAKER_03 3:42

Watch me shove a microphone on my vagina. If you hear anything, let me know.

SPEAKER_04 3:47

That's how we end it.

SPEAKER_03 3:49

Because then we don't have a microphone anymore because it's gross. Yeah, I'm just no one wants to use it anymore.

SPEAKER_04 3:55

How much have we spat on this thing?

SPEAKER_03 3:58

Oh, there's there's so much saliva on the microphone.

SPEAKER_04 4:02

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I was talking about the microphone.

SPEAKER_03 4:06

How much have you spit on me?

SPEAKER_04 4:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:08

In the past five years.

SPEAKER_04 4:10

Yeah. Maybe that's a good question, actually.

SPEAKER_03 4:14

Yeah. I feel like it's happened a couple times.

SPEAKER_04 4:18

Yeah. Me spitting on you.

SPEAKER_03 4:20

Yeah, because I don't do that.

SPEAKER_04 4:21

Okay, okay, sure.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

I don't want to spit on you.

SPEAKER_04 4:24

No.

SPEAKER_03 4:25

Why would I?

SPEAKER_04 4:26

Why would I spit on you? Exactly. That's my answer too.

SPEAKER_03 4:30

Why would you?

SPEAKER_04 4:31

That's my answer too.

SPEAKER_03 4:32

Mm-hmm. Um.

Number 95 And “The Computer’s Gone”

SPEAKER_04 4:37

You want to talk about the week?

SPEAKER_03 4:38

I want to talk about number 95.

SPEAKER_04 4:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:41

I'm not talking about the week.

SPEAKER_04 4:42

No, not.

SPEAKER_03 4:43

We're not there yet.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

No.

SPEAKER_03 4:45

We're still talking.

SPEAKER_04 4:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:47

When we watched it.

SPEAKER_04 4:52

I'm not even sure what he made.

SPEAKER_03 4:55

He was out of it. He didn't make any movies.

SPEAKER_04 4:58

No, it was too druggy.

SPEAKER_03 5:00

What are we yelling about?

SPEAKER_04 5:01

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 5:03

Okay. My computer's gone. Oh, oh, that one.

SPEAKER_04 5:11

Yeah. It's gone.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

The computer is gone. We cannot record anymore. It just left.

SPEAKER_04 5:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:19

I just closed it.

SPEAKER_04 5:21

And then it's gone.

SPEAKER_03 5:22

And now it's gone. Too bad. Now I love recording with you. That's great.

SPEAKER_04 5:29

It's like with the TV that just turns off during movie. Yep. Right in the middle of a movie. It's like.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

Oh no. The TV turned off.

SPEAKER_04 5:40

Oh well.

SPEAKER_03 5:42

I guess we have to find something else to do.

SPEAKER_04 5:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:45

You want to go home? Okay, bye. Me? Yes. Can I? It's your guy. Awesome. Hello. Hello. That's all.

SPEAKER_04 6:01

Okay. No, you lost it.

SPEAKER_03 6:03

Yeah, well, I had like one of those like a bubble go down my throat or something.

SPEAKER_04 6:08

A hello bubble.

SPEAKER_03 6:10

Hello.

SPEAKER_02 6:15

Can you be quiet, please?

SPEAKER_04 6:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:17

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 6:18

I didn't mean to scream.

SPEAKER_02 6:22

Can you be quiet, please?

SPEAKER_04 6:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 6:25

I didn't mean to scream.

The Week Recap With Interruptions

SPEAKER_03 6:28

Let me tell you about the past week.

SPEAKER_04 6:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:31

I don't want to tell you. How are you?

unknown 6:34

Sir.

SPEAKER_03 6:34

Come back. I'm talking to you.

SPEAKER_04 6:36

Okay, I was burping.

SPEAKER_03 6:37

Stop that. How rude.

SPEAKER_04 6:40

And yeah. It kind of. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 6:43

Sorry. Hold on. I'm just gonna see if I can close their door. Her door.

SPEAKER_02 6:50

Hey. Hey.

SPEAKER_03 6:51

Hey. Um boys. Boys. Why don't you hug me instead of hunting? What's better, buddy? Vaseline? That's great. Yeah. She probably does. Hi Betty. What's up? I'm gonna sit back down.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Don't open the door. Hello.

unknown 7:16

Ah.

SPEAKER_03 7:20

Hi.

SPEAKER_04 7:21

Hello.

SPEAKER_03 7:24

And then on Saturday, did you do anything on Saturday?

SPEAKER_04 7:28

Saturday. I don't remember what happened on Saturday.

SPEAKER_03 7:33

Why?

SPEAKER_04 7:34

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 7:35

I don't think I really did anything.

SPEAKER_04 7:38

No. No, I don't think I did anything special either.

SPEAKER_03 7:42

Um, I worked in Stockholm. Whoops. Okay. And then I don't really know what I've been up to this week. We went shopping, I guess. In another town. And I I don't know. I don't know. No. And everyone is named Axel. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 8:00

Or Beverly Hills Cop.

SPEAKER_03 8:01

Sick Child.

SPEAKER_04 8:02

Okay. Is their name. Okay, okay. Yeah, we're gonna reveal it reve reveal all the names on the last episode. I guess so. That's uh sim sim language. Oh velocity wrapper.

SPEAKER_03 8:33

Velocity wrapper. Splat. Marshmallows. Exactly. Yeah. Hey.

SPEAKER_00 8:47

Good for you. Can you all get hit up on the shirt?

SPEAKER_03 8:54

Just get into fixer, yeah. You are a good hitter. Yeah, but you need the speaker too.

SPEAKER_00 9:04

Yeah, I can do I can do that.

SPEAKER_03 9:07

Or you can connect your headphones to it.

SPEAKER_00 9:09

I can connect it to the girl.

SPEAKER_03 9:11

Or I don't need if you need help.

SPEAKER_00 9:14

Or I don't need any speaker. Because I I sometimes don't have any sound in my room. I'll try to connect it.

SPEAKER_03 9:23

Not too loud, okay? Okay, good. Because we're trying to record here.

SPEAKER_00 9:27

I don't know if it's so loud and I thought. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 9:30

Goodbye.

SPEAKER_04 9:32

The silence can't be too loud.

SPEAKER_03 9:35

Oh my goodness. Okay. You swat off your knees. Anyway, anyway.

SPEAKER_04 9:42

I saw my hands and knees.

SPEAKER_03 9:44

What do you have left?

SPEAKER_04 9:46

Torso. Just my torso and head.

SPEAKER_03 9:50

Okay. All of the above.

SPEAKER_04 9:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:54

I can't turn on the TV.

SPEAKER_03 9:55

Talk to Papa then.

SPEAKER_00 9:57

I can't turn off the TV.

SPEAKER_03 9:58

Turn talk to Papa then.

SPEAKER_00 10:00

I mean I can't turn on.

SPEAKER_03 10:02

Talk to Papa. I'm not here.

SPEAKER_00 10:05

Okay. Papa doesn't know how to- Okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:09

I'm busy.

SPEAKER_04 10:11

Should I say the?

Forgetting The Title And Rating It

SPEAKER_03 10:13

Hold on. I have to remember what it was, and then maybe the title will come to me. This happens every week.

SPEAKER_04 10:19

Yeah. It's a fairly long title.

SPEAKER_03 10:22

Go completely blank. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 10:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:24

So a bad summary. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:27

Like you said.

SPEAKER_03 10:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:29

What what was that? Pause?

SPEAKER_03 10:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:32

Yeah?

SPEAKER_03 10:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:33

What what happened? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 10:35

I had already said that, but it's Yeah, and I said that you said that. Yeah. That's all.

SPEAKER_04 10:40

Okay. Um.

SPEAKER_03 10:48

What did you think about the movie?

SPEAKER_04 10:50

I okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:51

Uh well uh it was a good m I well I answered. I liked the movie more than I thought I would.

SPEAKER_04 10:57

Yeah, okay. I thought uh I would get more. But uh I What more do you want? So uh no, I I was thinking you would say more since you said um the you liked it more than you thought you would. And then I well what did you think you how did you think you would um react to the movie?

SPEAKER_03 11:16

Come evidence was we agreed. Um yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:21

No, Matthias is not here.

SPEAKER_03 11:23

Matthias isn't here, don't care.

SPEAKER_04 11:26

But I mean you had the question on how many times you can what was it? What the thing at the beginning before you find where where you're going, how many times you can go wrong.

SPEAKER_03 11:47

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 11:49

No.

SPEAKER_03 11:50

Hold on, I'm gonna continue, but I do have to pee.

SPEAKER_04 11:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 11:53

Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 11:55

Just like uh what uh like prejudice.

SPEAKER_03 11:59

Prejudice, yeah, not good. Uh someone's getting tired. Time to wrap this. A moose. Um put it. I'll put it out of from the house. I'm almost done.

SPEAKER_00 12:13

Okay, and then you uh try to turn on the TV.

SPEAKER_03 12:17

And then I don't know. Goodbye.

SPEAKER_00 12:20

I I don't know how turn it on looks. Okay, yeah. It's this you that knows.

SPEAKER_03 12:24

Papa also knows.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

Papa said no.

SPEAKER_03 12:26

Yeah, then that's a no.

SPEAKER_00 12:28

Papa said that who doesn't.

SPEAKER_03 12:30

Right. Okay, hey the one.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

Yeah, for that papa, but it's other. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:39

Behind

TV Trouble, Falling Gear, Closing Bits

SPEAKER_03 12:40

no, under. This one. No, under.

SPEAKER_04 12:43

Under my head.

SPEAKER_03 12:44

No, it's like directly behind your head.

SPEAKER_04 12:46

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:49

It's okay. It's okay. That's okay. Yeah, it's fine. It's okay. Everything just fell over, but it's fine.

SPEAKER_04 12:56

It's heavier than I think.

SPEAKER_03 13:00

It's uh difficult responsibility. When you look at me. Doo be doo boo doo doo boo doo doo doo. There'll be no more toy makers for the king. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_06 13:26

Well fire.

SPEAKER_04 13:29

Like you at the cinema.

SPEAKER_06 13:31

Yeah.